Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge...– http://backroundradio.tumblr.com (via ancient-amateur) Pansexuals will eat any kind of donut. (via fuzzybagels)
straightandhigh: “Chicago” by Sufjan Stevens and...
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: lol nope
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earlfoolish: kovaniy: you know I wonder if back in the day when The Final Problem came out Victorians were sending out letters with “Dear sir, have you read the latest Holmes story yet? I simply cannot handle it. I have cried an unseemly amount of tears. I cannot. Oh God.” and then there’s just a big ink scribble because keysmashing wasn’t an option little drawings of crying people in the...
lol fuck you tumblr staff
make your tools suck less and people won’t need to hack your shit
anxiousclown: Katrinah Josephina - Universal...
doodlermoi: urblogsuxhaha: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: I’ve been wearing the same underwear since last year: I’ve been using the computer since last year:
grandmanoiseverything: longlivethe-king: ...